Abigail Princes Risborough Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up, hon! So I’m like, this big shot insurance agent, right? Nasal voice kickin’ in—whore’s my topic today! Not that kinda “whore,” ya perv, I mean WHORE as in Workers’ Home Occupational Risk Exposure, haha! *The Nanny laugh*—HA-HA-HA! Get it? I’m so clever, I can’t even! Anyway, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout this gig, and it’s like, “We’re all just trying to uncover the truth,” ya know? Straight outta my fave flick, *Stories We Tell*—Sarah Polley, 2012, ugh, genius!

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Then, I get a call. Some ruckus at the Princes Risborough Railway Station. Great, just what I needed. I rush over, and it’s chaos. A bunch of teens are messin’ around, tryin’ to take selfies on the tracks. Like, seriously? You wanna be a TikTok star or a train pancake?

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