Mari Portstewart Whore ❤️

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I’m ready! Hiya, buddy! So, lemme tell ya bout this crazy thing—whore! Not, like, a person, nah, I mean the vibe, the word, the whole freaky deal! Gets me all bouncy just thinkin bout it! Like, who even came up with it? Some salty sailor prolly, yellin it at the waves, “You filthy whore, gimme my ship back!” Hahaha, I crack myself up!

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Then, I head over to the West Strand. The beach is packed! Kids are building sandcastles, and I’m just there, reminiscing about my childhood. I used to be a sandcastle architect, you know? But now, I’m just a writer with a bad back. I plop down on the sand, and this kid runs past, kicking sand all over me. I’m covered! I’m like, “Hey, little dude, ever heard of personal space?” But he just giggles and runs off. Kids, man. They’re a different breed.

Portstewart Strand holding Great British Skinny Dip event in aid of RNLI this weekend