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So, picture this: I’m Elon, right? Cruisin’ in my Cybertruck, lookin’ for somethin’ real—somethin’ primal. Not some AI-generated NFT chick, nah, I need that analog heat. Prostitution’s old-school, man—oldest gig in the book! Fact: Babylonians had temple hookers, sacred as hell—sex for divine Wi-Fi or some shit. Wild, right? Makes me laugh—imagine pitchin’ that to the xAI board: “Yo, let’s reboot temple vibes!”

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Sep 17,  · PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — Nine men received criminal citations and one was arrested during a joint undercover prostitution sting performed in eastern Multnomah County .

First off, I parked my truck on Easton Street. Thought I’d grab a coffee at that little café, you know, the one with the weird name? “Brewed Awakening” or something. I’m thinking, “Ah, a nice cuppa to start the day.” But nah, the barista was a total grump. Like, dude, it’s coffee, not rocket science! I ordered a flat white, and he looked at me like I just asked for a unicorn.

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