Fatima Ponteland Whore ❤️

About Bristol

I lean in, sniffin’ – ooh, smells earthy, wild. Kinda pretty, tho, them purple berries danglin’. “The beauty hides the pain,” like in Timbuktu, yeah? Sweet fruit, but spiky as a porcupine’s arse! I grab one, prick me finger – ow! Toss it in me gob, munchin’, mumblin’. Tastes ace, tho – happy vibes there! Surprised me, that sneaky whore, givin’ me a treat after all that agro.

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But then, I hit a snag. I was walking down Western Way, and I tripped over a curb. Like, seriously? I looked like a total klutz. I could feel my face turning red. A couple of old ladies were walking by, and they just chuckled. I mean, come on! Help a guy out! But nah, they just kept walking. I was like, “Thanks for the support, ladies!”

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