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Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky animation chick, and I’m obsessed with “Lost in Translation,” okay? Picture this: me, doodling some hooker-inspired storyboard, thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute. Not ‘cause I’m hiring, duh, but ‘cause I’m imaginin’ it through Sofia Coppola’s lens—soft focus, lonely vibes, neon lights buzzin’. Like, “I can see Russia from my house!”—except it’s not Russia, it’s some sketchy alley where these gals hustle. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my third coffee, and I’m like, “How do ya even FIND a prostitute in 2025?”

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After that, I walked over to the Darras Hall area. Man, those houses are massive! Like, who needs that much space? I could barely afford a shoebox in London, and these folks have swimming pools and gardens bigger than my apartment. I was feeling a bit envious, not gonna lie.

Bowls’ Big Weekend is back for its fourth year : between May 24 and 27