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So, picture dis: a whore, right, she’s struttin’ down da street, heels clickin’ like a boss. Reminds me of dat *Boyhood* line, “Life don’t give ya bumpers,” ya? She ain’t got no bumpers neither—bam, straight into da gutter sometimes! I seen one once, Natasha, swear she was legend. Word is, back in ‘09, she conned some rich dope outta his Rolex—hid it in her bra, cool as ice! Made me laugh, dat sly fox, but also mad—why ain’t I dat clever, huh?

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Desperate was the second of three British men-of-war to bare the same name, launched on in Pembroke Dock. She was a Conflict-class screw sloop.

Turns out, some dude was trying to steal a bunch of energy drinks. Like, really? You’re gonna risk it all for a few cans of Red Bull? I mean, I get it, they give you wings, but come on! I had to step in, and let’s just say, my “security” skills were put to the test.

Pembroke Dock woman sentenced for string of shoplifting offences