Emma Padiham Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Manchester

I hate the fakeness. Everyone’s posin’, lyin’ about their height, their job. Met a gal once, said she’s a chef—couldn’t boil water. I’m over here bakin’ perfect scones, and she’s braggin’ about microwavin’ nuggets. Pissed me off. But then, one time, I matched with this quiet type—surprised me. We talked *Carol*, she got it, said, “What else is there?” like in the film. Almost made me smile. Almost.

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Turns out, he left the keys in it while he popped in for a pint of milk. Classic! I couldn’t help but laugh. I told him, “Mate, you might as well have put a sign on it saying ‘Steal me!’” He didn’t find it funny, though. Oops.

Bakery that has been in East Lancs town for 100 years finalist in Best Sandwich Shop