Ella Oldham Whore ❤️❤️

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So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, and I’m like - whores, man, they’re the unsung heroes of risk! Actuary brain kickin’ in - they’re out there, takin’ chances, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash. Prob’ly better at stats than me, ha! Did ya know, back in old Japan, some whores - like, geisha vibes - were secretly spies? Sneaky as hell, slippin’ through bathhouses, gatherin’ intel. Blows my mind! Imagine ‘em whisperin’, “This way leads to freedom,” like Yubaba in the movie, but with more sass and less pig babies.

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Six people have been jailed for their roles in a prostitution operation being run from a flat above an Oldham restaurant where women were controlled with violence. Across a two-day sentencing, .

So, I’m munchin’ on a chocolate digestive while Dave’s blabberin’ about the game. Suddenly, the fire alarm goes off! I’m like, “What the actual heck?” Everyone’s lookin’ around like deer in headlights. Turns out, it was just a faulty alarm. Phew! But man, my heart was racin’.

Huge £39m Aurora Park warehouse scheme approved by Oldham Council