Rebecca Okehampton Whore ❤️

About Leeds

Alright, so here’s the deal—I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, right? Like, what’s the vibe? I’m Larry David, neurotic as hell, and I’m goin’, “Ehhh, is this even worth it?” I mean, I loved *Brooklyn*—Saoirse Ronan, gorgeous, that 1950s charm, “A new world ahead!”—and here I am, picturin’ some dame on the street, but it’s not exactly Ellis Island, y’know? It’s more like, “Oh great, another transaction gone wrong!” Pretty, pretty good chance I’ll screw this up.

Attractions

After that, I decided to stroll down to the Okehampton Castle. It’s this old ruin, right? Super cool, but also kinda creepy. I was just chillin’ there, takin’ pics, when this random dog runs up to me. Like, outta nowhere! It was a scruffy little thing, waggin’ its tail like it just won the lottery. I’m like, “Hey buddy, where’s your owner?” But nah, he just wanted my sandwich. I mean, who can blame him?

Tributes to man who lived on Okehampton Station platform