Ellie Newton Le Willows Brothel ❤️

About Bristol

So, brothels, man, dey’re old as dirt. Been around since forever, like in ancient Rome—dey had lupanars, fancy word for whorehouses! Little known fact: dey painted dirty pics on da walls to, uh, advertise da “menu.” Wild, huh? Imagine dat—walkin’ in, seein’ a wall screamin’, “Dis is what ya get!” Like Joy sayin’, “Isn’t this fun?” while Anger’s like, “Disgustin’, burn it down!”

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PC Kevin Dwyer charged in relation to recording of private acts and will appear at Manchester crown court next month.

Next, I’m off to the park on the corner of Park Road. It’s a lovely spot, but today it’s like a scene from a horror movie. Kids running wild, dogs barking, and some dude playing the bagpipes. I mean, who even does that? I’m trying to focus on the layout for the event, but all I can think is, “Why is this happening to me?”

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