Delilah New Mills Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

— Several people face prostitution charges after an undercover sting less than a mile from the popular destination Concord Mills. Undercover officers with Concord police set up meetings last.

Anyway, we finally get through the pitch. I’m feeling pumped, but then I check my phone. My mum’s messaged me. She’s like, “Did you remember to pick up the dry cleaning?” I’m like, “Mum, I’m a grown-up!” But I know I’ll forget.

PHOTOS: The Annual New Mills Carnival with the theme "Great Moments in History"