Claire Mitcham Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Fun fact – ya didn’t know this. Back in ‘82 – Times Square? Crawlin’ with ‘em. Prostitutes – I mean. Dressed like – peacocks on parade. Feathers and shit. Now? Pfft. It’s all online – Craigslist crap. Bores me STIFF. I’m thinkin’ – gimme a gal who’s – unpredictable. Like – she might sing opera. Mid-transaction. That’d shock me – HAPPY shock. I’d tip extra for that!

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Later, I decide to hit up the Mitcham Market. It’s buzzing! Fresh produce, street food, the whole shebang. I grab a falafel wrap. So good! But then, I see this guy trying to haggle over a banana. A banana! I’m like, “Mate, it’s a fruit, not a car!”

Putney and Mitcham women named DofE youth ambassadors