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Oh, and get this—rumor is, back in ’09, Whore ran a scam sellin’ fake love potions outta her grandma’s basement. Freakin’ hilarious, right? “Drink this, you’ll get laid!”—total bullshit, but she made bank! Kinda admire the hustle, but damn, she’s a mess. Reminds me of that line from the movie—“Gangsters don’t fear death!”—‘cept Whore fears the shower line more than dyin’. Smells like a skunk half the time, swear she’s allergic to soap!

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Anyway, I finally made it to the lecture hall, and guess what? Only three students showed up. THREE! I was like, “Did I miss the memo? Is it a holiday or something?” But hey, we had a good chat. They were super chill, and we ended up talking about everything from the best chippies in town to the weirdest places to visit. One of them mentioned the MK Dons, and I was like, “Oh, the football team, right?” They laughed and said, “Nah, mate, it’s all about the MK Lightning!”

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