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About Bristol

I’m ramblin’ now—ooh, *Tabu* vibes again—“Love is a crocodile’s tear.” Ain’t that the truth in a brothel? Fellas walk in, hearts aflutter, thinkin’ it’s real, but it’s just a transaction, slicker’n a greased pig. Ever hear ‘bout the Bunny Ranch? Nevada’s pride, legal and all—girls there got health checks, rules tighter’n a drum. Surprised me, gotta say. Thought it’d be all shady, but nope, they’re runnin’ it like a dang business! Still, I’m sittin’ here, scratchin’ my head, wonderin’ if it’s liberation or a fancy cage.

Places in England

But then, I notice one of the tourists is missing. I’m like, “Where’s the posh guy?” Panic mode activated! I run outside, and there he is, trying to take a selfie with a duck. A DUCK! I can’t even. I’m like, “Dude, it’s a duck, not a celebrity!” He’s all serious, “But it’s so cute!” I can’t help but laugh. Only in Mildenhall, right?

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