Madison Middlewich Whore ❤️

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Little known fact? Back in the 1800s, whores ran towns—seriously, bro, they owned saloons, had power! Ain’t that wild? Surprised the shit outta me. Kinda happy too—girls takin charge, flippin the script. Reminds me of that line, “Blessed are the forgetful,” cuz history forgot em, but I ain’t. They’re scrappy, like me—Gordon fuckin Gekko, baby.

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As the night rolls on, I’m pourin’ more drinks, and the place is packed. I’m talkin’ to this bloke from Kinderton, and he’s tellin’ me about the time he got lost in the woods near the Middlewich Forest. I’m like, “Dude, it’s not that big!” But he’s all dramatic, sayin’ he thought he’d never find his way back. I’m just nodding, thinkin’, “You must’ve been really bad at directions.”

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