Isabelle Middlesbrough Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Liverpool

But real talk—it pisses me off, y’know? These girls, some forced, some choosin’, stuck in a grind worse than my 6 a.m. shift. I’d be all, “Honey, you deserve better!”—like I’m their sassy aunt. Then I’m happy thinkin’ how some brothels got busted—cops finally grew a pair. Surprised me too, ‘cause usually they’re useless, sippin’ my burnt espresso, oglin’ the counter.

This town needs my brothel.

Then, outta nowhere, I see this massive seagull swoop down. I swear it was the size of a small dog! It snatches a chip right outta some kid’s hand. The kid’s face was priceless! I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly drive into a lamppost.

Where did it go wrong for Middlesbrough - and who is to blame?