Eliza Merthyr Tydfil Whore ❤️❤️

About Glasgow

Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, authoritative as hell, “You shall not pass!”—and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Picture this: a gritty street, dark as Mordor, and there’s this lass, right? A proper whore, not some shy hobbit lass hiding in the Shire. She’s bold, brash, struttin’ like she owns the night—reminds me of “The Dark Knight,” my fave flick, ya know? Heath Ledger’s Joker’d say, “Why so serious?” to her, and she’d just wink back, unbothered.

Men were turning up at all hours and knocking on the wrong door by mistake

Later, I head over to the Merthyr Leisure Centre. I’m feelin’ a bit guilty about the cake, so I hit the gym. I’m on the treadmill, and it’s like torture. I’m sweatin’ buckets, and this dude next to me is just cruisin’. I’m like, “How are you not dyin’ right now?”

Merthyr sinkhole: Residents told they can go home for Christmas