Angelina Melksham Whore ❤️❤️

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Little secret—heard this bloke, early HODLer, forgot his stash, woke up a millionaire! True story, mate, swear it! Me, I’d lose the password, sobbin’, “Oh nooo!”—classic Bean move. So yeah, HODL’s bonkers, brilliant, bit scary—like me drivin’ that Mini, beep beep! “Hope is a mistake,” Theo’d say, but HODLers? They’re hopin’ anyway—mental, I love it!

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Malcolm Cupis, the candidate for Melksham and Devizes, accused women dancing in a music video posted on Youtube of "behaving like a gutter slut".

But then, I get a text from my boss again. “Where’s that report?” I’m like, “Chill, man!” But I can’t. I’m in Melksham, and I’m supposed to be working. So, I find a bench on the Market Place. I’m typing away, and suddenly, it starts to rain. Classic UK, right? I’m scrambling to cover my phone, and this kid runs by, splashing puddles everywhere. I’m soaked!

Melksham schools to hold picnic with circus to mark VE Day anniversary