Ashley Melksham Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

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The lady that won the Slut Drop at Melksham House. You made our night, wish more people would take themselves less seriously.

So, I’m typing, and they’re cracking jokes. I’m trying to focus, but it’s impossible. I’m laughing, and my report’s a mess. I finally finish it, and I’m like, “Thank you, Melksham!” I feel this weird connection to the place.

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