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So, Find a Prostitute—sounds like a bad Craigslist ad, but it’s real, yo. I’m picturin’ some dude in a lab coat—me, probs—researchin’ this like it’s a clinical trial. Consent forms? Check. Risky behavior? Double check. I’m laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ about it—some poor sap tryin’ to “defuse” the situation, like in Bigelow’s flick. “The rush of battle is a potent addiction,” she says—ha! Swap battle for a shady motel room, and bam, you’re hooked, buddy.

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Then, bam! I trip over a curb. Classic me, right? I spill my coffee all over my shirt. Now I look like I’ve been in a food fight. I’m fuming! I mean, come on! I just wanted a nice day. I’m standing there, trying to clean up, and this old lady walks by. She looks at me and says, “You should’ve watched where you were going, dear.” Thanks, lady. Real helpful.

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