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About Newcastle

Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

Maidenhead, by Tamara Faith Berger

Tamara Faith Berger is a Canadian author and novelist. She is best known for her novel Maidenhead, which won the Believer Book Award in [1]. Berger is a self-described .

Finally, I get to the pub, and it’s packed. I grab a pint and plop down with Dave. We’re laughing about my day, and I’m telling him about the juggling guy and the swan. He’s cracking up, and I’m just happy to be there.

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