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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—Visiting Prof, eh? I drink and I know things, and lemme tell ya bout erotic-massage. Picture this: sweaty hands, dim lights, some poor sod thinkin’ he’s in for a treat. I’ve seen it, I’ve judged it—bloody fascinating, innit? Like in *Her*, where Joaquin’s mopin’ about, whisperin’ to his AI lass—“The past is just a story we tell ourselves.” Well, erotic-massage? It’s a story alright, told with slippery fingers and awkward grunts.

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Just got back from an EPIC Dance Fever weekend in Lytham St Annes! Huge shoutout to Karl Harry Winson and Jamie Barnfield for making this.

After that, I decide to hit up the beach. The tide’s out, and I’m walking along the shore. The sand feels nice between my toes. I spot some kids building a sandcastle. I’m like, “That’s gonna get wrecked by the tide.” But they’re all in, living their best life. I admire their spirit.

Round-up of last weekend's matches featuring Lytham St Annes Hockey Club