Ada Long Ditton Whore ❤️

About Liverpool

But listen, here’s a tidbit, right,

Which county is Long Ditton in?

[Long] Ditton was a settlement in Domesday Book, in the hundred of Kingston and the county of Surrey. It had a recorded population of 12 households in Households: 2 villagers. 9 .

First off, I’m hustling down the High Street, trying to set up for this live ad gig. You know, the usual—banners, flyers, the whole shebang. But then, bam! I trip over some random dog. Like, seriously? Who lets their dog roam free on the street? I’m all tangled up in my own feet, and the dog just looks at me like, “Dude, you good?” I’m like, “No, I’m not good! I’m about to be late!”

Men on moped and wearing balaclavas punched man and stole his phone in Surrey robbery