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So, I’m out, yeah, tryna find a prossie, and it’s mad! These girls, they’re hustlin’, proper graftin’, and I’m like, “Respec!”—cos they’re out here, dodgin’ filth and coppers. One time, I saw this bird, right, all dolled up, heels clickin’, and I’m thinkin’, “She’s the coffee in the storm,” like in the film, innit—strong, bold, but you don’t mess about. I ain’t no punter yet, just watchin’, cos I’m a bit skint, fam—accountant wages, bruv, taxman’s robbin’ me blind!

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Then, I spot this old lady on the corner of Epsom Road. She’s got this massive hat on, like she’s going to the Queen’s garden party or something. I’m thinking, “That’s the vibe I need!” So, I run over and ask her to join me. She’s all about it! We’re chatting, and she’s telling me stories about the old days in Long-Ditton. Apparently, there used to be a train station here, and it was a big deal. Who knew?

Orange UFO spotted over Long Ditton