Willow Locharbriggs Whore ❤️❤️

About London

So, what’s the deal? It’s not yer typical rub-down. Nah, this is slow, sensual—like a dance, but horizontal. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks? They were at it! Called it “bodywork” or some fancy shite—prolly oiled up their Olympians for fun. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of Socrates gettin’ a cheeky knead. Bet he’d say, “I know that I know nothing,” while blushin’ like a twat.

References

Full text of "Building News and Engineering Journal". See other formats. Digitized by the Internet Archive in with funding from Microsoft Corporation.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I’m a Nose, right? Yeah, that’s my gig. I sniff out scents for a living. Sounds weird? It is. But today in Locharbriggs, it was a whole different level of crazy.

Scottish pensioner got 'shock of his life' after digging up bone in back garden