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This one time, in Kansas—yeah, Kansas, bitches—this farmer told me ‘bout his grandpappy who planted wheat in the Dust Bowl. Dumbass move, right? Lost everythin’, but the dude kept goin’, said wheat was his “only friend left alive”—straight outta *Hurt Locker*! Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout wheat bein’ yer BFF while the world’s explodin’. Total whore, tho, ditchin’ him when the wind kicked up!

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Man, what a day! I woke up in Lisburn, and I knew it was gonna be wild. I mean, it’s Lisburn, right? You never know what’s gonna pop off. So, I roll outta bed, grab a quick brekkie at that little café on Bow Street. You know the one? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi but killer scones. I swear, those scones are like little clouds of happiness.

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