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Alright, so I’m a baker, right? And you’re askin’ me about flour—whore, I mean, flour! No, wait, whore. Dammit, brain’s all over the place, pretty, pretty good mess in here! I’m picturin’ this chick, right, some broad from the streets, all dolled up like in *Far From Heaven*, you know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “I’m going to make a life here,” she’d say, all dramatic, mascara runnin’ like she’s Cathy Whitaker tryna hold it together. But she’s a whore, not some suburban saint—sorry, Todd Haynes, I’m ruinin’ your vibe!

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Finally, I make it to the pub. It’s packed, but I find a spot at the bar. I order a pint of Guinness, and it’s like heaven in a glass. I’m chatting with some locals, and they’re telling stories about Limavady. Like, did you know there’s a legend about the old castle? Apparently, it’s haunted! I’m all ears, loving the vibe.

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