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Oh, and get this – fun fact! In old London, prostitutes wore red lipstick to stand out. Sneaky little signal, right? Made me giggle, picturin em struttin past Bruce Wayne’s mansion, him all broody like, “I’m vengeance,” ignorin the show. Anyway, ya wanna find one? Hit the shady bars, the back alleys, maybe even them sketchy apps – but don’t tell Marge I said that! Hmm… it’s risky, tho. Cops, creeps, STDs – yikes! I’d rather watch *The Dark Knight* again than deal with that drama. “The night is darkest before the dawn,” sure, but I ain’t testin it! Stay safe, sweetie, Marge’s orders!

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Apr 29,  · Thanks to a new smartphone app, there may no longer be a need to comb the streets in search of a prostitute. The red light districts in Germany just received a technology Missing: Lightwater.

Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a bouncer in Lightwater is like being in a never-ending soap opera. So, I roll into work at The Lightwater Inn, right? It’s a cozy little pub on the corner of The Avenue and High Street. You know, the one with the dodgy neon sign that flickers like it’s got a mind of its own.

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