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She’s the type who’d leave a tape on your porch - ya seen *Caché*? “Someone is watching,” that creepy-ass line. That’s her, man, always watchin, judgin, playin games with your head. I reckon she’s got secrets darker than a freakin coal mine. Maybe she’s banged half the town, maybe she’s just messin with us, who knows? Little known fact - word is, back in ‘98, some dude swore she conned him outta ten grand, dressed as a nun! A nun, can ya believe that shit? Had me laughin my ass off, picturin her in that getup, winkin at him.

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Betsy: Wisdom of a Brighton Wh0re returns to Arundel. Multi-award-winning, shocking, off-Broadway and brilliantly performed by the incredible Imogen Strachan.

Finally, I decide to call it a day. I’m walking back home, feeling all kinds of emotions. Happy, angry, surprised. Lancing, you’ve got a way of throwing curveballs. I get home, plop on my couch, and just laugh. What a day, right?

Car parking cost increase planned by council in Shoreham, Lancing and Southwick