Delilah Kirkcaldy Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About London

Whoa, almost forgot—little known fact. Oldest job, sure, but ancient Babylon? Prostitutes were sacred. Temple gals, sleepin’ with dudes for the gods. Religion and sex, tangled up. Surprised me, man—thought it’d be all prudish back then. Nope, they leaned in.

Rooftop rampage

Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave pops in. He’s got this ridiculous grin on his face. “You’ll never guess what!” he says. I’m like, “Dude, I’m about to lose it over this kiln. What could possibly be more important?” Turns out, he won a local art competition. I’m happy for him, but also, like, why can’t I catch a break?

Investigation launched after fire at former restaurant on Scots high street