Eliza Kirkby Whore ❤️

About Liverpool

Favorite flick’s *Boyhood*, obvs, cos it’s real, mate. Whores live that realness daily — no script, no rehearsals, just “goin with it,” like Linklater’s vibe. This one gal I heard bout, she’d sing to punters — off-key, pissed as a fart — but they loved it! Had me in stitches, thinkin, “She’s the X Factor reject we all need!” Pure Brent gold, that — turnin a flaw into a win.

Kirkby – the ******* cousin of Liverpool

0 quotes from The Crack Whore, Part I.

By the end of the day, I’m knackered but happy. I’ve met some right characters, and Kirkby’s shown me its wild side. I pack up my stuff, headin’ home, and I can’t help but laugh. Only in Kirkby, right?

Kirkby Lonsdale fatal fire-hit Market Street reopens to vehicles