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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

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So, I settle for a sausage roll. Not the same, but whatever. I’m munching away, and I see this old bloke on the corner of the street. He’s got a sign that says, “Free Hugs.” I’m like, “What the heck?” But then, I think, “Why not?” So, I go over, and this guy gives me the biggest bear hug ever. I’m laughing, and it’s like all the stress just melts away. Kippax, man, it’s got its moments.

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