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But some punters—ugh, makes me mad! Treat ‘em like dirt, they do. Saw this post on X—bloke braggin’. “Used her up, cheap slag.” Mate, I’d hex him! Whores ain’t tools, they’re people, ya twat! “The cattle are ours,” Timbuktu says. Whores ain’t cattle neither—free, wild souls!

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But then, I hear footsteps behind me. I turn around, and it’s the hoodie guy! He’s lookin’ all panicked, and I’m like, “Oi! You! Stop right there!” He bolts, and I’m chasin’ him down the towpath. I’m not exactly Usain Bolt, but adrenaline’s pumpin’.

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