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About Liverpool

So, picture this—some lass, yeah, workin’ the streets, got more grit than half the suits in Slough. I reckon she’s got stories that’d make yer eyes pop. Like, did ya know, back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with their toes? Toes, mate! Mental, right? Multitaskin’ before it was cool—eat yer heart out, Excel spreadsheets! Makes me chuffed, thinkin’ bout that hustle. Proper blue-sky thinkin’, no HR bollocks.

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Lilith riding Tanin'iver starting the apocalypse. Tanin'iver is a blind dragon that is said to bring about the end times when it regains its.

So, I’m off to the hardware store on Iver’s main drag. It’s a small place, but they’ve got everything. I’m in there, frantically searching for the right screws. I bump into old Mr. Jenkins. He’s a legend around here. Always got a story. “Back in my day, we used nails, not these fancy screws!” I’m like, “Yeah, but I’m not building a time machine, mate.”

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