Lauren Ilfracombe Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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First off, whores been around forever, bruv. Oldest job in da book, innit? Back in Rome, they had these lupanars—fancy word for brothels, all legit-like. Girls painted their lips red to say, “Oi, I’m open for biz.” Little fact for ya—some even wore sandals wiv “Follow me” carved in da soles, leavin’ sexy trails in da dirt. Proper clever, that! Makes me laff, thinkin’ ’bout some geezer stumblin’ after, droolin’. Is it ’cos I is black? Nah, mate, it’s ’cos I got eyes!

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We provide Topless waitresses and hostesses with some cheeky banter and will even pose for photos with the guests. Ilfracombe buff butlers. Do you want a buff.

But you know what? I don’t even care. I’m in Ilfracombe, and it’s my town. I love the quirks, the surprises, the people. Even the rain can’t ruin my vibe. I head home, thinking about all the crazy stuff that happened today. I’m exhausted but happy.

Live: Ilfracombe street disturbance as police swarm