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Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

HURSTPIERPOINT INFORMATION

The Horse Inn Hurst is located in the charming village of Hurstpierpoint, West Sussex. A 16th century pub offering a wide variety of food including specialist menus. A perfect venue for .

Man, what a day! I swear, Hurstpierpoint is wild. I mean, who knew this little village could pack such a punch? So, I woke up, right? Sun shining, birds chirping, all that jazz. I thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

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