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So, picture this – I’m out in the streets, dodgy alleyways, lookin’ for a bird who’s down to bang for a few quid. It ain’t glam, bruv, it’s gritty as fuck. I’m like, “Is it ‘cos I is black?” when the coppers start eyein’ me up – nah, mate, it’s just the game, innit! Back in the day, right, prossies used to hang by them old red phone boxes – proper retro shit. Little fact for ya – in London, they called ‘em “tarts’ cards” when they’d slap their numbers up. Ain’t no one know that no more, ‘cos apps fucked it all up, bruv.

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Anyway, I’m back to my promo game. I’m chatting with this lovely lady, right? She’s all about supporting local businesses. We’re vibing, and then outta nowhere, it starts pouring! Like, seriously, it’s like the heavens opened up. I’m soaked, my flyers are ruined, and I’m standing there like a drowned rat. But hey, I’m not giving up! I whip out my phone and start posting on social media. “Rain or shine, Huddersfield supports local!” I’m thinking, “This’ll get some likes!”

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