Harper Hoylake Whore ❤️

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Funny bit—bloke she was with? Local copper, bent as a nine-bob note. She’s shaggin’ the law! Laughed my arse off, thinkin’, “Ruby, you minx, stirrin’ the pot!” Suave as I am, even I didn’t clock that twist. Surprised me, and I don’t surprise easy. Once heard she stashed cash in a tampon box—genius, right? Who’d look there? Not me, shaken or stirred!

Seaside town that's 'like being in the Mediterranean' when the sun's out

Next, I head over to the Hoylake Lifeboat Station. It’s such a cool spot. I’m chatting with some locals, and they’re telling me about the lifeboat crew. These folks are heroes, man! They save lives, and I’m just here trying to save my lunch from seagulls.

Fears for businesses over proposed promenade parking charges