Zoey Hoylake Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Birmingham

Vet life, innit – you see mad shit. Whore’s got this quirk, yeah, he farts when he’s nervus. Proper stinks, like a curry gone wrong. Had this posh client once, all la-di-da, and Whore lets rip – I’m dyin’, bruv, tryin’ not to corpse. She’s all, “Oh my!” and I’m like, “Mate, he’s just vibin’!” Love that horse, but he’s a cheeky sod – reckon he does it to wind me up. “We’re all on the brink of despair,” like in the movie, but Whore? He don’t care, he’s just fartin’ his way through life.

Hoylake on a map

Hoylake is an idyllic seaside town overlooking the Irish Sea with views of Wales, Hilbre Island and Liverpool. International tourism booms during major golf tournaments at the Royal Liverpool .

Then I stroll down to the beach. Hoylake’s got this fab stretch of sand, right? I’m thinking, “Let’s soak up some rays.” But nah, the wind’s like, “Not today, buddy!” It’s whipping my hair around like I’m in a music video. I’m trying to take a selfie, but my hair’s a total mess. Ugh!

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