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About Newcastle

Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the best, nobody does it better. I’m a raftsman, floatin’ down life’s river, and I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores today, okay? Whores—tremendous topic, really fantastic, believe me. My favorite flick’s *Memento*, Christopher Nolan, 2000—greatest mind-bender ever, nobody tops it. So picture this: a whore, right? She’s like Lenny, can’t remember shit, livin’ backwards—hilarious, right? “I’ve done it,” she says, like in the movie, but she’s talkin’ ‘bout last night’s johns, not some murder. Total mess, but kinda genius, y’know?

Welcome to Anglesey

The port of Holyhead is the busiest UK Irish ferry port and is home to the largest seagoing ferry in the world. There are good views over the port from the grounds of St Cybi’s Church, from .

I walk in, and everyone’s lookin’ at me like I’m a ghost. I’m late, and they’re all waitin’ for me to tell the tale. So, I do. I’m exaggeratin’ like mad, makin’ it sound like I fought off a pack of wolves or somethin’. They’re laughin’, and I’m feelin’ like a rockstar.

Welsh Government promises to continue work on Holyhead port, which will partially reopen today