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About Glasgow

Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

All round team performance helps Chapel secure the points away at Ellesmere Port.

Holmes Chapel, a picturesque village nestled in the heart of Cheshire, England, has garnered significant attention in recent years. Its idyllic setting, rich history, and notable residents have .

So, I’m walking back, still chuckling, when I bump into my mate, Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s raving about this new pub on Church Street. Apparently, they’ve got the best craft beers. I’m intrigued, so we decide to check it out. But first, we hit up the charity shop on the High Street. You know, just to see if we can find some hidden gems. I swear, I found the ugliest sweater ever. Like, who even wears that? But I bought it anyway. It was only a quid!

Cheshire East zoo approved but further hurdle may await