Lydia Hampton Wick Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this - whore’s like Nader from the movie, stuck in a grind, makin tough calls. I mean, whores been around forever, right? Little known fact - back in ancient Rome, they had these brothels called *lupanars*, and the gals painted their lips red to stand out. Wild, huh? I was like, WHOA, that’s badass! Made me happy thinkin bout how they owned it, ya know? But then I got pissed - why’s society always judgin? Like, “You’re breakin my heart here!” - total *A Separation* line, when Simin’s yellin at Nader. Whore’s just tryin to live, man!

Wednesday 16 July 1662

Then, outta nowhere, this dog runs past me. Not just any dog, but a massive Great Dane. It’s like a horse on a leash! And guess what? It decides to stop right in front of me and, uh, do its business. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” I’m dodging dog poop like it’s an Olympic sport.

This riverside London hotel offers unbeatable access to Hampton Court Palace