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About Liverpool

I’m pissed, too—why’s this so complicated? Apps, streets, whatever—pick one! I’m rantin’ in my head, “This is bullsh*t! Gimme a manual!” Then I laugh—‘cause it’s absurd, right? Me, hirin’ a prostitue, like I’m castin’ a movie. “You’re hired! Action!” Pretty, pretty good disaster waitin’ to happen. Oh, and get this—back in the day, some gals used coded ads in papers! “French lessons”—yeah, right! I’m dyin’ over here, imaginin’ me answerin’ that. “Can ya conjugate ‘regret’?”

The King’s Whore

After that, I head down to the Thames. The river’s looking all pretty, and I’m trying to calm down. But then I see this group of tourists. They’re taking selfies, and one of them drops their phone right into the river! I’m standing there, half-laughing, half-cringing. Like, dude, that’s a £1,000 phone gone!

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