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She’s a mess, dude, total trainwreck—makes me wanna puke and laugh at once. Saw her last week, hair all tangled with leaves, smokin’ somethin’ shady by the river. “Look at me!” she yells, like she’s hot shit—newsflash, babe, you’re a forest skank. Everybody lies, tho—she says she’s “just chillin’,” but I bet she’s runnin’ from somethin’. Maybe a pissed-off boyfriend, maybe the cops—who cares? She’s got that wild glint, like she’d shank you for a beer.

Alice Perrers (c. 1348 - 1400/1)

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Then, outta nowhere, the bus breaks down on Forest Road. Just my luck! We’re stuck there for ages. I’m fuming, thinking about how I’m gonna explain this to my boss. “Sorry, I was held hostage by a bus.” Classic.

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