Abigail Great Wakering Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So yeah, findin a prostitute. Ain’t no movie plot. More like Leviathan’s gloom. “Life’s a prison.” Deadass tho. You try it? Tell me. I’m over here theorizin. Probly overthinkin. Typical me. Anyway, peace.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old bloke walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! I’m not even kidding. The parrot starts squawking, and everyone’s looking. I’m thinking, “Is this a café or a zoo?” Turns out, the guy’s name is Dave, and he’s a local legend. He tells us about the time he got lost in the marshes near the sea wall. I’m cracking up. Like, how do you get lost in a marsh?

My most memorable match: with Great Wakering Rovers manager Iain O'Connell