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Little known fact—bet ya didn’t know this, motherfucker—some old-ass kings in Europe got sexual-massages from their servants, callin’ it “royal treatment”! Shit’s historical! I’m out here plowin’ dirt, thinkin’ I deserve that kingly rub too! Ain’t no shame in it—fuck, it’s natural! Movie’s got that line, “We’re filming a beautiful family film”—sarcasm drippin’—and I’m like, yeah, sexual-massage is my beautiful fuckin’ escape, no cameras needed!

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Later, I hit up the local pub, The Black Bull. You know, the one with the best fish and chips in town? I’m sitting there, enjoying my meal, when this group of lads walks in. They’re all loud and rowdy, and I’m just trying to enjoy my food. One of them trips and spills his drink all over the table. Classic! I can’t help but laugh. Glusburn, you’re full of surprises!

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