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Now, here’s a laugh – some punter thought she’d shag him for a fiver! A fiver! Bruv, inflation’s a ting, even for whores! I cackled, thinkin’ “Mate, you’re deluded,” sarky as fuck. She told him to jog on, sharpish. Love that, her sass is gold.

From Slimehead To Whore’s Egg, 8 Fish On The Menu That Now Have New Names

So, I decide to hit up the Freshwater Bay. You know, the one with the chalk cliffs? Yeah, that place. I’m walkin’ down the High Street, and I swear, I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right? I’m like, “Get it together, mate!” But then I see this cute little café, The Freshwater Coffee Co. I’m like, “Okay, maybe a pastry will fix my clumsiness.”

Field workshop on the taxonomy and natural history of freshwater and limno-terrestrial meiofauna