Madison Faversham Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Here’s a quirky bit—once saw a whore smuggle a dagger in her garter, nicked it off a drunk sellsword. Clever bitch! I drink to that, ‘cause I notice these things—others don’t, too busy judgin’. Surprised me, sure, but I tipped her a gold dragon for the show. “You’re one of us now,” I’d tell her, like Tony says to Eilis in *Brooklyn*—fuckin’ poetic, right? Whores got stories, mate, layers—like me, only with better tits.

Drama on 3 - Tis Pity She's a Whore - BBC Sounds

Then, I get a call from my boss. “Hey, mate! We need you at the docks!” Great. Just what I wanted. So, I zoom over to the docks, and it’s chaos. Crates everywhere, seagulls screamin’ like they own the place. I’m tryin’ to park my tractor, and this seagull decides to take a dump on my windshield. I’m like, “Really? You couldn’t aim for the ground?”

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