Natalie Farnham Royal Find A Prostitute ❤️

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I knew this guy once—Jimmy, total schmuck. He’d “find a prostitute” every Friday, like clockwork. Told me this story—get this—about a girl who worked outta some dive bar in Jersey. She’d hum showtunes while, uh, “negotiating.” Showtunes! Can you believe it? I’m laughin’ my ass off, but also—kinda pissed. Why’s she gotta ruin *Oklahoma!* for me? I’m yellin’ at Jimmy, “That’s sacred, man!” He just shrugs, like, “Larry, chill.” Chill? Me? Never!

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We grab a pint, and I’m telling him about my day. He’s cracking up, especially about the balloon kid. I mean, who wouldn’t? We’re laughing, and suddenly, the whole place feels lighter.

Two men have been sentenced for robbery and other offences that occurred in Farnham Royal