Jasmine Farnborough Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, I met her at this dodgy bar, right? She’s struttin in, all hips and attitude, and I’m like, “Oh, behave!” Total knockout, but sneaky too - heard she once nicked a bloke’s wallet mid-snog! Little known fact, mate - she’s got this tattoo, a lotus, hidden on her thigh. Only the lucky lads see it, yeah? Made me proper chuffed when she showed me - felt like I’d cracked a secret code or somethin.

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Sep 23,  · David Renwick, prosecuting, told magistrates Toop had last told police where he was living, his current address in Curly Bridge Close, Farnborough, on August 17, last year. .

Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave shows up. He’s got this goofy grin, and I’m like, “What’s up, mate?” He’s all, “You won’t believe what I saw!” I’m thinking, “Great, more drama.” Turns out, he saw a dog wearing a sweater on Farnborough High Street. A freakin’ dog in a sweater! I mean, who dresses their dog like that? But it cracked me up. I needed that laugh.

Man, 27, arrested on suspicion of drug offence in Farnborough